Lately I've been too lazy to come up with anything interesting to post on my blog. I've had a few ideas, but just can't seem to muster up the energy to go all out and write a post. So, I thought I'd come here post a list of subjects I considered blogging about but haven't gotten around to (an perhaps never will).
Blog Post Ideas That Never Were (so far):
1. A post about how adult acne is completely unfair, and a PSA about how 34 year old women should not pick their zits. Why? Because 34 year old skin does not heal like 24 year old skin, and unless you want to have a permanent third eye, please refrain from picking that blind zit that keeps cropping up between your eyebrows. I needed that PSA a few months ago.
2. A post about all the reasons I'm totally going to hell (I've actually started a draft of this one, but so far haven't had the guts to post it). Here's a little preview of what's on the list: 1) Because of the times I forged my professor's names on drop slips to get out of classes I no longer wanted to take in junior college. 2) Because of my favorite part of *NSYNC's "Bye, Bye, Bye" video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JoJqID-wJY (at about 2:35). 3) Some of my favorite movies are rated 'R'.
3. A post about how in the last 5 years I have discovered one of my true passions, genealogy, and how I never understood why my dad used to spend hours at a time doing it. I wish he were here so we could enjoy it together.
4. A post about how I dislike the fact that I naturally look like I'm scowling and how this is not fair because people think I am a grouch. Which is sometimes true, but not always. I usually try to adjust my facial expression to look more pleasant, but that is not always comfortable. I'm not always unhappy people, just about half the time. ;)
5. A post about how I really dislike being social and trying to make friends. The older I get, the harder it gets for me.
6. A post about how project "Love Myself More Than I Love Food" has so far completely failed and I have gained five pounds instead of shedding pounds.
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I'm so glad you finally updated, because it's not like I ever call anyone on the phone and ask them what they're up to. I depend on blogs for that sort of info. Lame.
I agree, adult acne is totally unfair and I wonder why I can't have beautiful smooth skin like other ladies who, like me, are in their very very late twenties. ;)
I don't have a natural scowl, but my mouth turns down naturally on both sides, making me have a permafrown. So I always look grumpy, too.
Did you find the GWOP site? It's gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com. Poooooor Jon & Kate. :)
Yes how some of us got good genes and some of us got all the bad ones. Lets see I have got the natural scowl I totaly hate that people always think i have a diry look on my face and when your ourt in the sun its the one thing that does not get sun. I also think it is unfair to get zits I delt with that in my teens I should be over it now.
I am with Christy blog a littl more so we can communicate.
I need to add that I am hurt that only Christy gets post is she your favorite. LOL
Elise,
Yes, Christy is my favorite. Actually, Audrey/Hannah is my favorite. I have to gain Christy's trust so I can execute my top secret plan called "Make Audrey/Hannah Mine." That is why I have not posted on your blog. Except I came up with another reason why on your blog. Go read.
Christy, I texted you the other day, do you have texting? It came back with some deleted message. It said "Happy Mother's Day." Thrilling, I know.
Crap I hope that I did not ruin that for him. Ann still does not know about SC I am not sure if she is just saying it or does not want us to know that she knows either way it is no fun when they figure that crap out. I sure hope that he figured it out and it was not because of my blog...
Elise,
He had it figured out forever ago. He's been asking questions for a couple of years about that one(EB). We confirmed his suspicions last Christmas. He was getting too smart and I didn't want him to ruin it for the other kids. He didn't care about EB, but the TF and SC he was upset about. Nash was mad because he didn't want to do it, but I thought he had caught on already anyway.
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