No Surprise

You will take it as no surprise that my quest for finding my true self has not yet started, nor have I lost any weight. Even though I totally joined Weight Watchers. You see, I have just two little problems: 1) I am totally (I love the word totally) lazy. 2) I am a major procrastinator (I would have used totally here too, but it seemed a little over the top). Unfortunately, I don't think there is a cure for lazy. I once said (on Facebook) that I have decided that the world needs unmotivated people like me, otherwise the motivated people wouldn't be nearly as successful. So you see, I'm totally doing you a favor motivated people! Imagine a world where everyone was a motivated person. I'm pretty sure the success factor would be very much impacted by this indeed. Skinny people, you would not be looking so good if everyone was motivated to exercise, now would you? See how I'm doing you a favor by being such a complete sloth? See? Think about it. You motivated people better watch yourselves, because if we unmotivateds ever decide that we're gonna kick it in gear, it ain't going to be pretty.

Edited to add: I guess I should have said I have three problems. I love food! Yummy, totally bad for you, super fattening food. Need I say more?